in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour

(via acolderindigo)


i respect all ships

no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.

(via pxrcyjxckson)

  • Officer: C'mon people, clear the scene--
  • Me: this ain't a scene it's a
  • Officer: dont u dare
  • Me: gOD
  • Officer: stop
  • Me: dDAMN
  • Officer: SToP
  • Me: ARMS
  • Officer: rACE